assbrain: Problem Solving 2: Return of the Orifice →
It’s 6:22 pm and my dick is still hard. It’s been 5 days like this, and I don’t know what the hell is going on. It couldn’t have been the Viagra, because I was tricked into thinking it was a suppository, and there’s no time to explain why or how I was tricked into sticking 5 Viagra tablets into my…